Me: Did you kick your Daddy out of bed last night?
Charlotte: Uh-uh. Molly.
Me: Oh, Molly dragged him to your room?
Me: Then why'd you come in here? Bad dreams?
Charlotte: No, good dreams. I came in here to tell you about them.
Me: You did?
Charlotte: But you were asleep. You didn't even listen.
(May 20, 2017)