Potatoes and Tomatoes

Charlotte:  Yay! Molly, Daddy got pizza!  Wit' no mushrooms or potatoes!

Me:  *cracking up*

Charlotte:  Wit' no bamatoes!

Me:  *more cracking up*

Charlotte:  No, Mommy.  Bamatoes awe not funny.  Just potatoes awe funny.

Me:  *even more cracking up*

(September 28, 2014)

Melting

Charlotte:  *refusing to open her car door* It wet!

Me:  OMG, just open it. Wet won't hurt you. You don't melt in the rain. 

Charlotte:  No, only snowmens do dat. 

Me:  *chuckling* Snowmen melt in the rain?

Charlotte:  No, in da SUMMER.

Me:  Oh, the summer. Mommy melts in the summer, too. 

Charlotte:  No!  Only snowmens. Not humans.  

Me:  Oh, right.

Charlotte:  Not even the humans from Frozen!  Just Olaf. 

(September 19, 2014)

Her Father's Daughter

Molly:  *singing* Here I stand . . . and here I FART! *massive giggling*

Butch:  *smiles proudly*

(September 14, 2014)

Dinosaur Song

Molly:  *singing in the backseat, clearly an original composition* What are dinosaurs made of? What are dinosaurs made of? What are dinosaurs made of? *fart noise* BLOOOOOOD!

(September 12, 2014)

The Money Bank

Charlotte:  Can I throw money in dat fountain?

Butch:  No, we don't have any money. 

Charlotte:  But we can get some at the money bank. 

(September 12, 2014)

Growin' Pains

Molly:  *holding her head* I think I have growin' pains in my head. 

(September 11, 2014)

That Was Me

Me:  *sniffing the air* Charlotte, you have to be poopy. 

Charlotte:  No I not. 

Molly:  Actually, that was me. 

(September 7, 2014)

Best Friend, Part 3

Molly:  You know, my best friend I sit with on the bus?  She had a stuffed puppy today, and tomorrow, it's going to have babies.

Me:  Oh yeah?  That's pretty crazy.  What's your friend's name?

Molly:  Well, I don't know.  I haven't asked her yet.  Maybe I will tomorrow.

(September 4, 2014)

Cowboys

Molly:  *reading "The Big Cowboy and the Little Cowboy, pauses*  Why do they say "cowboys"?

Me:  What do you mean?

Molly:  Like, why do they call them "cowboys"?  Is it because they collect cows?

(September 4, 2014)