Saturday, May 27, 2017


Molly and Charlotte: *arguing upstairs*

Molly: If you throw that at me, I'm telling Mom directly!

(May 27, 2017)

Why Do You Do This to Me?

Butch: There's some leftover pasta, if you guys want that for lunch tomorrow.

Charlotte: Chicken?

Butch:  No, there's none of that left.

Charlotte:  Ugh! Why do you do this to me?!

(May 27, 2017)

Tuesday, May 23, 2017


Charlotte:  *after finding me at one of the outdoor stations for Field Day* Momma! I thought you'd be inside.

(May 22, 2017)

Full On

Molly:  I teared up a little on the bus at the end of the day. I didn't full-on cry, but I was sad to leave my friends.

(May 23, 2017)

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Didn't Even Listen

Me:  Did you kick your Daddy out of bed last night?

Charlotte:  Uh-uh.  Molly.

Me:  Oh, Molly dragged him to your room?

Charlotte:  Yup.

Me:  Then why'd you come in here?  Bad dreams?

Charlotte:  No, good dreams.  I came in here to tell you about them.

Me:  You did?

Charlotte:  But you were asleep.  You didn't even listen.

(May 20, 2017)

Thursday, May 11, 2017


Charlotte:  *walking into the room after having stripped to her underwear*

Butch:  Well. Hey there, Naked.

Charlotte:  Hey there, Stinky.

(May 10, 2017)