Me: Oh yeah? And what does that mean?
Charlotte: It means the rain coming down.
Me: Very good.
Charlotte: *after a pause* Why did you send me to preschool if you didn't go? *referencing a previous conversation*
Me: *deciding that "because it was free, and daycare is expensive" is not a good answer* Because I want you to have more education than I did.
Charlotte: So you don't know about the water cycle?!
(October 25, 2016)