Mongoose

Charlotte:  *while I'm trying to get her to settle down and go to sleep* Mongoose. Mongoose. Mongoose? Mongoose. Mongoose! Mongoose . . . .

(May 18, 2015)

Know-How

Butch:  *leaving to go back to school for graduation* Ok, you guys behave for Mommy.  Love you.

Molly:  But what about my macaroni?!

Me:  I'm going to do it.

Molly:  Do you even know how?

(May 15, 2015)

In the Car

Charlotte:  *after I mentioned possibly getting dinner on the way home after picking up Molly at WCHS* Magic Noodle?!

Me:  Well, I don't think Molly will eat Magic Noodle.

Charlotte:  Then we will have to leave her in the car.

(May 15, 2015)

What I Do

Me:  *after picking Charlotte up from the babysitter's house* What did you do today?

Charlotte:  Ummmm . . . *pauses for thought* I don't want to talk about what I do.

(May 15, 2015)

Underpants

Me:  *browsing a bra/panty sale on Zulily while snuggling Charlotte*

Charlotte:  I don't wanna look at her underpants! 

(May 14, 2015)

Leg Pits

Charlotte:  *pointing to the back of her knee* My leg pits are still wet. 

(May 10, 2015)

Mother's Day

Me:  *helping Charlotte into her carseat at the babysitter's house in the afternoon*

Charlotte:  You know what I'm going to give you for Mother's Day?

Me:  No, I don't know.

Charlotte:  A dazzling necklace made of diamonds.  And a dazzling bracelet of diamonds.

Me:  Awww, you are the sweetest.

Charlotte:  *putting her hand on my face*  Because you don't have a dazzling necklace of diamonds or a dazzling bracelet of diamonds.

Me:  *melting*

(May 7, 2015)

Turn It On

Me:  *tells Charlotte to "stop" then busts out the first couple verses of 'Ice Ice Baby"*

Charlotte:  *stares until I finish* What was that song you were just making?

Me:  It's called "Ice Ice Baby."

Charlotte:  Can you turn it on your phone?

Me:  No, I don't have it on my phone. 

Charlotte:  Then where do you have it?

Me:  Um, my brain. 

Charlotte:  Can you turn that on?

(May 3, 2015)

Google

Charlotte:  *bringing me the iPad* Mama, I wanna Google. I need to Google stuff.

(May 2, 2015)