Me: Baby, why do you keep holding your poop? You know it just makes you feel bad.
Charlotte: I don't want to poop because brown is not my favorite color. *pause* I wish I was a unicorn.
(June 27, 2016)
Wednesday, June 22, 2016
Wednesday, June 15, 2016
Monday, June 6, 2016
Me: How about we go to Magic Noodle for lunch?
Me: Ok, let's do it then.
Charlotte: Why'd you say it like that?
Me: Well, I wasn't planning to go there for lunch, but it sounds really good.
Charlotte: Oh. Well I was planning to go there.
(June 6, 2016)