Charlotte: *interrupting with a bored, skeptical tone* Okay, whatever you say so, Momma.
(February 27, 2015)
Friday, February 27, 2015
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
In My Head
Molly: *telling Butch about the video they watched in health class, during which a doctor removed a live heart, before which the teacher warned them that it would be icky and told them they could put their heads down if they didn't want to watch*
Butch: So did you watch it?
Molly: Yes. And then I said this sentence in my head: "I think I'm going to throw up."
(February 24, 2015)
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
Ocelots
Molly: *playing Minecraft and getting frustrated* Why do all these ocelots keep running away?!
Charlotte: *very matter-of-factly* Maybe dey don't yike you.
(February 17, 2015)
Friday, February 13, 2015
Birds vs. Dinosaurs
Molly: *watching a decent-sized bird take off from the sidewalk in front of us* Wow!
Me: Pretty cool!
Molly: What kind of bird was that?
Me: I don't know.
Molly: Yeah, I don't know either.
Charlotte: What kind of biwd was dat?
Molly: I don't know. I don't study birds; I study dinosaurs!
(February 13, 2014)
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
Protection
Charlotte: *flipping the collar of my coat up to my face* Keep dees up wit youw hands.
Me: Why?
Charlotte: *moving the sides of the collar to cover my mouth* To protect youw mouth from spiders.
Me: *laughing* Oh yeah?
Charlotte: Yeah. To keep dem from kissin' you.
(February 11, 2015)
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Dry
Me: *putting lotion on Charlotte's super-dry knees and shins*
Charlotte: I don't yike this! Theyw spose to be dry, I told you!
(February 4, 2015)
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