Boobie Thing

Molly: *watches me take off my bra for bed* Why you put your shirt back on?
Me: Because I was already wearing my jammies. I just wanted to take my bra off.
Molly: But you got boobies.
Me: Yes, I do.
Molly: But you take your boobie thing off.
Me: It's a bra. And yes, I took it off.
Molly: But why you take you boobie bra off?

(July 21, 2011)

Deal With It

Poker:  Bark!  Bark!
Molly:  Daddy, come deal with Poker!

(July 20, 2012)

You Were a Kid

Me:  I think I remember eating this sometimes when I was a kid.
Molly:  You were a kid?  You were a kid?!  YOU were a KID?!!!!

(July 16, 2012)

Preschool

Grandma B:  Are you excited about preschool?
Molly:  Uh-huh.
Grandma B:  What's gonna happen at preschool?
Molly:  I'm gonna get in trouble right there.

(July 14, 2012)

Green Means Go

Molly:  *running around the house, being noisy, driving me crazy*
Me:  Molly, calm yourself.  Please stop running.
Molly:  *continues running*
Me:  *putting out a hand to stop her* Stop.  What color is your skirt?
Molly:  White!
Me:  No, your skirt, not your shirt.
Molly:  Oh.  Red!
Me:  Good job.  And what does red mean?
Molly:  Red means stop!
Me:  Exactly.  So you have to stop running.
Molly:  But I want to run.
Me:  *shrugging*  Too bad.  You're wearing red.  You have to stop.
Molly:  *picking up a green toy*  But look!  This is green!  And green means go! *takes off running again*

(July 12, 2012)

More Teeth

Molly:  Charlotte, NO!  You can't have my ice cream.  You need some more teeth for ice cream.

(July 7, 2012)

Hug and Snuggle

Me:  Here, Baby Charlotte, you want some water?
Molly:  Yeah.  She likes water.
Me:  Oh, she does?
Molly:  Yeah, she does.
Me:  And how do you know?  Did she tell you?
Molly:  Yeah, she tell me.
Me:  How did she tell you?  Did she use her words?
Molly:  Yeah, she use her words.
Me:  She doesn't have any words.
Molly:  I have words.
Me:  Yes, you have lots of words.
Molly:  Yeah, I have lots of words.  Like "hug" ... and "snuggle."

(July 1, 2012)