Tuesday, September 25, 2012

You Know Who Likes Bananas?

*conversation takes place while Molly eats the banana we compromised on when I wanted her to eat cereal for breakfast, and she wanted to eat chips.*

Me:  You know who likes cereal, Molly?
Molly:  Who likes cereal?
Me:  Aunt Erica.  Aunt Erica loves cereal.
Molly:  Oh, my Erica loves cereal!
Me:  Yeah, so don't you wanna be like Aunt Erica and eat cereal?
Molly:  No.  No, I don't like cereal.  *pause*  You know who likes bananas?
Me:  *knowing where this is going, and the kid is about to defeat me again*  Who likes bananas?
Molly:  Aunt Erica!  My Erica loves bananas.

(September 25, 2012)

Sunday, September 16, 2012

You Shouldn't Say That

Butch:  *yelling at the football game on tv*  Oh, you suck!
Molly:  You shouldn't say that, Daddy.  You really shouldn't say that.

(September 16, 2012)

Saturday, September 1, 2012

You Can Do It

Butch:  Molly, come in here and pick up your room a little.
Molly:  Well, you can do it.

(September 1, 2012)

You're Not Daddy

Molly:  Daddy!  Can you get me some juice please?!
Me:  I'll get it in a minute, Molly.
Molly:  No, Daddy.
Me:  Well, I can get it, you know.
Molly:  No.  You're not Daddy, Mom.

(September 1, 2012)