Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Girl Color

Molly:  Daddy!  You're wearing pink?! That's my favorite color!

Butch:  Yeah. 

Molly:  That's a girl color. But I still like you in it. 

Me:  *commences diatribe on how all colors are genderless*

(May 28, 2014)

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Break It On

Charlotte:  *dancing*

Me:  Break it off, sister!

Molly:  Yeah!  Break it on!

(May 17, 2014)

Saturday, May 10, 2014


Charlotte:  *holding up a box of chocolate-chip bars*  I eat dis?

Grandma B:  No, I think you need to get something without chocolate.  You just had some chocolate.

Charlotte:  *raising the box higher*  I wan' dis!

Grandma B:  No, you need to eat something else.  That has chocolate.

Charlotte:  *indignantly whining*  But I yike choc'wet!

(May 10, 2014)

Friday, May 2, 2014

Charlotte's Webb

Molly:  Why does someone have to check our house?

Me:  They're looking at it to see if they want to buy it. 

Molly:  And then what happens next?

Me:  Well, if they like it, they'll buy it. 

Molly:  And then will we move to our new home in the city?  In Webb City?

Charlotte:  *excited gasp* Cha-wet's  Web City?!  We movin' to Cha-wet's  Web City?

(May 2, 2014)