Monday, August 31, 2015


Charlotte: *pushing her fingers into my forehead* I feel your headbone. 

(August 31, 2015)

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Like Grandma's

Charlotte: *pointing to the car next ours in the parking lot* That car has a tire on the back like Grandma's!

Me:  It does. 

Charlotte:  But it's not dirty or blue like Grandma's. 

(August 22, 2015)


Molly:  *climbs into my bed because of the thunder and lightning*

Me:  *cuddles her close and goes back to sleep*

Molly:  *taps my shoulder* I can't sleep because your snores are too loud. 

(August 22, 2015)

Tuesday, August 11, 2015


Charlotte:  *after Butch closed the blinds for her* I can still see the sun!

Butch:  Well, yeah. The sun is a powerful incandescent ball of gas. 

Molly:  *snickering* Gas. 

(August 11, 2015)

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Don't Tell

Molly and Charlotte: *playing with Barbies in the playroom*

Charlotte: Don't tell Dada that we have vaginas. 

Molly:  I think he already knows that. 

(August 4, 2015)

Dying My Hair

Me: I'm gonna get my hair dyed tomorrow. 

Charlotte: Noooooooo!

Me: You don't want me to get my hair dyed?

Charlotte: Uh-uh. No. 

Me: Why not?

Charlotte: Because you will be bald. You will look like a boy!

Me: No, not shaved. Dyed. It means it will change color. 

Charlotte:  Oh. Ok. 

(August 4, 2015)