Friday, August 22, 2014

Dino Expert

Molly:  *brought her toy velociraptor to the football game and is playing with a little boy who brought a toy brachiosaurus*

Little Boy:  I took a bite of your tail!  And your back!  And I ate your WHOLE BODY!

Molly:  No, you can't do that. You're a plant-eater. 

(August 22, 2014)

You Can Tell Me

Molly:  *at an MHS football game, turned around playing with the kids behind us*

Me:  The game's about to start, Molly. 

Molly:  It's ok. I just wanna keep playing. You can tell me who won. 

(August 22, 2014)

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Knees and Toes

Charlotte:  *pointing to her thigh* Is this a knee?

Me:  No, that's your thigh. *moving her hand* This is your knee. 

Charlotte:  Oh. *pause* Head, show-duws, knees, and toes. 

Me:  Did you learn "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes" today?

Charlotte:  No. My baby-sitter doesn't have a reason to do dat. 

(August 7, 2014)