Saturday, December 31, 2011

An End-of-Year Interview with Molly Grace -- 2011

Me:  How old are you?
Molly:  Ummmm ... *holds up three fingers*  three!

Me:  Who are your best friends?
Molly:  Butterflies.

Me:  What do you like about going to Ms. Heather's?
Molly:  'Cause Mr. Shane is in the houses.  And I just play Barbies.

Me:  What do you like to do with Daddy?
Molly:  Watch football.

Me:  What do you like to do with Mommy?
Molly:  Watch the 'puter.

Me:  What do you like to do with Charlotte?
Molly:  Play the horse.

Me:  Where do you want to go on vacation?
Molly:  Miss Heather's for vacation.

Me:  What are some of your wishes for 2012?
Molly:  A star.

Me:  What is your favorite vegetable?
Molly:  Fruit!  Ummm, apple.

Me:  What is your favorite fruit?
Molly:  Apple!  I said apple.  Banana and apple.  Um, banana.

Me:  What is your favorite food?
Molly:  Rice.

Me:  What is your favorite drink?
Molly:  Juice.

Me:  What is your favorite toy?
Molly:  Little People.

Me:  What is your favorite tv show?
Molly:  Diego.

Me:  What is your favorite game?
Molly:  Angry Birds.

Me:  What is your favorite book?
Molly:  Little Miss Naughty!

Me:  What is your favorite restaurant?
Molly:  Rice.

Me:  What is you favorite holiday?
Molly:  Halloween holiday.

Me:  What is your favorite animal?
Molly:  A horse.

Me:  What is your favorite color?
Molly:  Ummmmmmmm ... blue.

(December 31, 2011-January 1, 2012)

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Crap

Molly: *Listening to Ke$ha on the radio.* What's this song?
Me: This is called "Crap."
Molly: Oh, "Crap." *Continues dancing.*

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Talk to Me

Molly:  *Returns from putting a dirty plate and fork in the sink for me.*
Me:  Thank you.
Molly:  Mommy, talk to me.  Talk to me about the plate and the fork.
Me:  *Laughs.*  What?
Molly:  Talk to me about the plate and the fork.  *A little quieter, almost whispering.*  Say, "Good job."

(December 17, 2011)

Monday, December 19, 2011

Barbie House

Molly:  *Finding some extra pieces from her new Barbie Dream House that Butch had placed on the kitchen counter.*  What are these pieces?
Butch:  Those are just extra pieces.  You don't need them.  Leave them there.
Molly:  No, I need them!
Me:  Molly, they're just trash pieces; you don't need them.
Molly:  No, I do need them!
Butch:  Well, they're not really trash pieces.  *Letting Molly have them.*
Me:  Then what are they?
Butch:  They're just pieces that I couldn't figure out where they go.
Molly:  *Walking away with the pieces.*  They go in the Barbie house!
Butch:  I just got owned.

(December 19, 2011)

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Or I Could Have ...

Butch:  You want some bologna?
Molly:  Or I could have cupcake.

(December 8, 2011)

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Can You Leave Now?

Molly:  Can I have the iPad?
Butch:  Not right now.  You get to play with the iPad when I leave.
Molly:  Can you leave now?

(December 4, 2011)