Barbie House

Molly:  *Finding some extra pieces from her new Barbie Dream House that Butch had placed on the kitchen counter.*  What are these pieces?
Butch:  Those are just extra pieces.  You don't need them.  Leave them there.
Molly:  No, I need them!
Me:  Molly, they're just trash pieces; you don't need them.
Molly:  No, I do need them!
Butch:  Well, they're not really trash pieces.  *Letting Molly have them.*
Me:  Then what are they?
Butch:  They're just pieces that I couldn't figure out where they go.
Molly:  *Walking away with the pieces.*  They go in the Barbie house!
Butch:  I just got owned.

(December 19, 2011)