Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Saying No

Me:  *in response to something adorable Charlotte said* Oh, how do I say "no" to you, child?

Charlotte:  Wit' youw voice.  

(December 31, 2014)

Whose House

Butch:  *after Charlotte was being a defiant little turd* Now you need to start being nice and making good choices. We've got a long way to go. *referring to the amount of time remaining until midnight*

Charlotte:  *perking up* To whose house?

(December 31, 2014)

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Nap Nap for Baby

Charlotte:  *to her baby doll* Otay, baby. It nap nap time fow you so you have to get in youw kiddle an' suck youw foofy. 

("Kiddle" is what Charlotte insists on calling a crib.)

(December 30, 2014)

Sunday, December 28, 2014


Me:  *to Charlotte* You're so awesome. 

Charlotte:  *indignantly* No, I not!

Me:  You're not awesome?

Charlotte:  No!

Me:  Then what are you?

Charlotte:  Your baby!

(December 28, 2014)

Lunch Order

Butch:  Let's talk about your lunch, Molly. You really need to eat your lunch at school. 

Me:  What do you want to have for lunch when you go back to school?

Molly:  Ummmm . . . Pasta House. 

(December 26, 2014)

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Best Cooker

Molly:  *to Butch* You're the best cooker, even when you make some accidents

(December 24, 2014)

Tuesday, December 23, 2014


Me:  *acting like I'm going to steal some noodles off Charlotte's plate*

Charlotte:  Hey!  You bein' cheeky!

(December 23, 2014)