Monday, April 29, 2013

Almost Said

Podcast playing clip from trailer for _The Heat_: . . . mother-BLEEP-er!

Molly: Mommy, that boy almost said "motherfuck."

(April 29, 2013)

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Rescue Dog

Molly: *after I put on my white-with-black-polka-dots shirt* Ooh, Mommy, I like your new shirt.

Me: Aw, thank you sweetheart.

Molly: You look like a rescue dog!

(April 16, 2013)

(I realized fairly quickly that she was referring to a dalmation's spots and not insulting me.)

Monday, April 8, 2013


Me: *commenting to Butch about the quick change from cool to warm weather* I just don't understand how we went from THAT to THIS so fast.

Molly: *very matter-of-factly* It's the thermometer.

(April 8, 2013)

Saturday, April 6, 2013


Butch: *after searching the house for Molly's princess "slippers"* Well, I can only find one.

Molly: But I want to be a princess.

Butch: I'm sorry. I can only find this one.

Molly: Okay. I guess I'll be a farmer.

(April 6, 2013)