Tuesday, May 24, 2016


Butch:  You need to take a shower today.

Me:  *gasps*  Are we getting pedicures and crab legs today?!

Butch:  Yes.

Charlotte:  Me!  I want some!

Me:  Aw, not today, baby.

Butch:  We'll probably take you before the wedding.

Me:  Yes.  We will definitely take you before the wedding.

Charlotte:  *running out of the room*  Yes!  Aunt Erica's wedding is today!

(May 24, 2016)


Me:  Yikes, your toenails need to be cut.

Charlotte:  *holding up her hand* What about my fingernails?

Me:  Lord yes.  I've known they needed some cutting, but I didn't realize your toes were so bad.

Charlotte:  *points to my legs*  Your hairs need some cutting!

(May 24, 2016)

Monday, May 23, 2016


Charlotte: What day is it?

Me: Monday. 

Charlotte: *smacking her hand to her forehead* Ugh! Monday! Why do we always have to skip Sunday?

Me: Yesterday was Sunday. 

Charlotte: *hand to forehead again* Ugh!

(May 23, 2016)

Thursday, May 19, 2016

So, Like . . .

Molly:  Have I eaten half my burger yet?

Me:  Ummmm . . . three more bites and you'll have it. 

Molly:  So, like, one more bite?

(May 19, 2016)

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Let's Not Worry about That

Charlotte:  *while moving a chair back to its correct spot in the resource room* How did this chair get over there?

Me:  Hmmm.  I don't know.  Maybe it walked over there?

Charlotte:  Nooooo.  *giggling*  Chairs don't walk!

April:  Are you sure?  They have legs.

Charlotte:  No!  *more giggles*

Me:  No?  Well, what do you think?

Charlotte:  *shrugs*

Me:  Think about it.  How do you think it got over there?

Charlotte:  Let's not worry about that.  Let's just go.

(May 17, 2016)

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Too Much

Charlotte: *babbling and messing with her blankets at bedtime*

Me: Just go to sleep. 

Charlotte:  I'm sorry, Momma. There's just too much to love. 

(May 12, 2016)