Robots

Charlotte:  I wanna sweep wit' you. In your bed. 

Me:  Why do you wanna do that?

Charlotte:  Betause I scawed of da dark. 

Me:  You've never been scared of the dark. 

Charlotte:  Yes I am!

Me:  What are you afraid of in the dark? What do you think is going to happen. 

Charlotte:  Robots. 

(October 26, 2014)

Energy

Charlotte:  If I don't get energy, I might get old and die. 

(October 25, 2014)

Freckles

Me:  *holding Charlotte in the rocker to keep her still for naptime*

Charlotte:  Ouch! Momma, your freckles are hurtin' me!

(October 24, 2014)

Spelling

Me:  *helping Molly study spelling words* What.

Molly:  *writing the word*

Charlotte:  A-B-C-D. I did it!  I did it aw by mysewf!

(October 15, 2014)

OMG Holy Moly

Charlotte:  Oh. My. Goss. Da sun is up. Ho-wee mo-wee. 

(October 4, 2014)

Beards

Charlotte:  *gives Butch a kiss on the cheek, then rubs his jaw and looks at me* What dis?

Butch:  That's my beard. 

Charlotte:  *still looking at me, now rubs her chin* Daddy's beawd huwt my beawd.

(October 1, 2014)