Appreciation

Molly:  *cuddling up to me suddenly*  Thanks for giving birth to my sister.

(March 27, 2016)

Weird

Molly:  *in the back seat* Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. 

Butch:  *pausing the podcast we're listening to* Molly, what are you doing?

Molly:  Playing with my ocelot. *pause* And there's a party. 

Butch:  Oh, ok. There's a party. *unpausing the podcast* Very well. Carry on. 

Molly:  *muttering to herself* Weird. 

(March 25, 2016)

Literally

Butch: *parks the car in our driveway* 

Charlotte: *pipes up from the back seat* I literally forgot to buckle my bottom buckle!

(March 24, 2016)

Dark Maul

Charlotte:  *running to climb in my lap while her sister chases her* Save me!  Dark Maul's coming!

(March 19, 2016)

Fireball

Charlotte:  Hey, Daddy!  *singing* Da, da da da da da. Da, da da da. Woo!  Fireball!

Butch:  Yup, baby. "Fireball."

Molly:  What's "Fireball?"

Charlotte:  It's a song that I hear in Mrs. Jones' car. 

(March 19, 2016)

Pumpkin Eater

Molly:  *playing with Charlotte, making her Barbie talk*  You're a cheater!  *singing*  Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!  *serious voice*  You. Eat. Pumpkin.

(March 15, 2016)

Work

Molly:  *noticing that I'm watching a show on my laptop* Are you watching a movie?

Me:  Actually, I'm watching a tv show. 

Molly:  *in the same time I use to ask about her homework when she's playing on the iPad* Did you finish all your work?

(March 14, 2016)

Okay, Nikki

Me:  Go get ready for bed, Charlotte. 

Charlotte:  I'm not Charlotte. I'm Molly. 

Me:  I don't care who you are, just go get ready for bed. 

Charlotte:  *running out of the room* Okay, NIKKI!

(March 10, 2016)

Breath Smells

Charlotte:  *after getting right up in my face about five minutes after I finished dinner* Your breath smells like the inside of a turkey!

(March 5, 2016)

Speaking Chinese

Me:  Molly, what is going on up there?

Molly:  She's making me mad because she keeps talking and it makes me mess up what I'm doing!

Me:  Molly Grace.

Molly:  *louder*  She's making me mad because she keeps talking and it makes me mess up what I'm doing!!!

Me:  Molly Gra--

Molly:  *even louder, in an exasperated tone*  She's making me mad because she keeps talking and it makes me mess up what I'm doing!!!!!

Me:  Molly G--

Molly:  Mom!  I SAID, she's making me mad because she keeps talking and it makes me mess up what I'm doing!  Do you not understand?!  Am I speaking Chinese?!

(March 3, 2016)