Monday, October 31, 2011


Molly: *Seeing some kids waving to her.*. Look! Look they're hi-ing me!

(October 31, 2011)

Saturday, October 22, 2011


Butch:  Molly, are you hungry?
Molly:  No.
Me:  Molly, are you hungry?
Molly:  Yes.
Me:   Do you know what hungry means?
Molly:  Cookies.

(October 22, 2011)

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Bigger Monkey

Me:  What should Daddy be for Halloween?
Molly:  Hmmm ... a bigger monkey!

(Molly has chosen to be a monkey for Halloween this year.)

(October 19, 2011)

Probably Shouldn't

Butch:  Molly, are you poopie?
Molly:  Nooooooo.
Butch:  Come here and let me check.
Molly:  *Running away* I probably shouldn't!

(October 20, 2011)

Saturday, October 15, 2011

The Princess and The Monkey

Molly:  What am I?
Me:  Are you a princess?
Molly:  Yes!
Me:  Am I a princess?
Molly:  Nooooo, you're the mommy!
Me:  Ooooh, ok.  What about Charlotte?  Is she a princess?
Molly:  Nooooo, she has to be the monkey!

(October 15, 2011)

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

I'll Try

Molly:  *After watching as I got out some papers to grade on the ride home.*  Don't read.
Me:  What?
Molly:  Don't read.  You don't read.
Me:  Why?
Molly:  You have to listen to me?
Me:  *Laughing.*  I do?  Can't I do both?
Molly:  *Sounding skeptical.*  I'll try ...

(October 12, 2011)

Saturday, October 8, 2011

And That's Me

Molly:  There's only one Molly.  There's only one Molly, and that's me!

(October 8, 2011)

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Night Night, Too

Me:  I love you.
Molly:  I love you, too.
Me:  Night night.
Molly:  Night night, too.

(October 6, 2011)

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Too Big ... Too Little ... Just Right

Molly:  *Pointing at something she wanted from the floor.*  You get it.  Right there.
Me:  I don't see it.  You know where it is, so you get it.
Molly:  No, I too big.
Me:  No, you're not.
Molly:  I too little?
Me:  Nope, not that either.
Molly:  What am I?
Me:  Just right.

(October 4, 2011)

Monday, October 3, 2011

'Scuse Me

Me:  *Sniffing the air in the car.*  Did one of you two just poop?
Molly:  No.  No, I just fart.  *Pause.*  'Scuse me.

(October 3, 2011)

My Chelsea

Molly:  Where the people?
Me:  They had to go home.
Molly:  Oh.  They had to go home to their mommy and daddy?
Me:  Yes.
Molly:  Where my Chelsea?
Me:  She had to go home to her mommy and daddy, too.
Molly:  Oh.  Yes.  I miss her really.

(October 3, 2011)