Friday, August 24, 2012

Screechin' in My Room

Molly:  *playing in her room.  making ear-splitting screeches on repeat.*
Me:  Molly!
Molly:  What?
Me:  That sound!
Molly:  But I'm in my room.  *opens the door.*  I just screechin' in my room.  I just hearin' my voice.  *closes door and resumes screeching.*
Me:  *sigh.*  Can't argue with that.

(August 24, 2012)

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Just Goin' to Preschool

Butch:  *getting into the car to start the morning commute* Molly, do you want the iPad?
Molly:  No, I don't need that.  I just goin' to preschool.  I don't need it for that.

(August 21, 2012)

Thursday, August 16, 2012

My House

Molly:  Stop it, Baby Charlotte!
Charlotte:  *continues bumping her with the book she's trying to open, as Molly tries to "read" a book atop a pile of all the books the girls pulled off the shelf*
Molly:  Charlotte!  Stop it!
Me:  Molly, just move to a different spot.
Molly:  But this is my house!

(August 16, 2012)

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Me Four

Butch:  You wanna put these clothes away before bed?
Me:  Sure, just a sec.
Molly:  Me too!  I wanna help too!
Butch:  Ok.
Molly:  Me too!  Me four!  Me four!
Butch:  Well, there are only three of us here, so how can you be "four"?
Molly:  Because I am.  I am four.
Butch:  *laughing, totally owned*  Yeah, that's true.

(August 5, 2012)