Wednesday, April 27, 2016

I Feel You

Me: *talking about the stomach ache Charlotte had the night before* But she wouldn't let me put any oil on it to try to help. 

Butch:  I feel you, kid. 

Charlotte:  How do you feel me without touching me?

(April 27, 2016)

Tuesday, April 19, 2016


Charlotte:  *digging around the console in my car, finds pennies* Money! I need this money!

Me:  Why are you going crazy over money?

Charlotte:  Because money is lucky. *gathering up the pennies* I'm gonna be so lucky. Like Daddy. Because he has so much money.

Me:  Oh yeah?

Charlotte:  Yeah. He almost has 100 moneys. 

(April 19, 2016)

Monday, April 11, 2016

Too Much Golf

Butch:  *struggling to sit down in his car*

Molly:  What's wrong? Your back?

Butch:  Yes. 

Molly:  *with sincere concern* Maybe you shouldn't just sit around and watch golf all the time. 

(April 11, 2016)

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Can't Resist

Charlotte:  *holding her hand on my face*

Me:  Stop that please. 

Charlotte:  *putting her other hand on my face* I can't. I just can't resist your big, smushy cheeks. 

(April, 7, 2016) 


Charlotte:  Let me see you jump. Can you even jump, Momma?

(April 7, 2016)

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Sometimes I'll Have to Be Gone

Charlotte:  *walks up to stand beside my chair*  Momma?

Me:  Yes, baby?

Charlotte:  Sometimes, I'll have to be gone for a while.  Because I have to go poop.  Like right now.  *goes upstairs*

(April 6, 2016)

Monday, April 4, 2016

Ted Cruz

Molly:  So why do you not like Ted Cruz? Did he say something you didn't like?  Or is it because he's a vampire?

(April 4, 2016)