Melting

Charlotte:  *refusing to open her car door* It wet!

Me:  OMG, just open it. Wet won't hurt you. You don't melt in the rain. 

Charlotte:  No, only snowmens do dat. 

Me:  *chuckling* Snowmen melt in the rain?

Charlotte:  No, in da SUMMER.

Me:  Oh, the summer. Mommy melts in the summer, too. 

Charlotte:  No!  Only snowmens. Not humans.  

Me:  Oh, right.

Charlotte:  Not even the humans from Frozen!  Just Olaf. 

(September 19, 2014)