My Brain

Molly:  *playing "teacher," telling one of her imaginary students that he shouldn't have brought a knife to school in his pocket*

Me:  Um, Molly?

Molly:  What?

Me:  Did someone bring a knife to school?

Molly:  No, I'm just playing.  I'm being the teacher, and I'm just talking to one of my students over here.

Me:  Ok.  Right, I get that.  But where did you get that idea about a kid bringing a knife to school?

Molly:  From my brain.

Butch:  *laughing*  You just got owned!

(November 8, 2013)