My Little Sh*ts and Their Giggles
Kids say some crazy stuff. This is the crazy stuff mine say.
Thursday, September 8, 2016
So Sweet
Me: *doing bedtime snuggles with Charlotte* Can I have a kiss?
Charlotte: *gives me a kiss, then looks into my eyes*
Me: Do you know that I love you so much?
Charlotte: *still staring in my eyes* Hey, it looks like the nightlight is green in your glasses.
(September 8, 2016)
Sunday, September 4, 2016
She's Bad
Molly: *asks for something that she's already had turned down multiple times*
Me: No.
Molly: *starts throwing mild tantrum and stalks out of the room*
Charlotte: *looks at me* She's bad.
(September 4, 2016)
Friday, August 26, 2016
And Roses
Me: How was your day?
Charlotte: Sunshine and roses!
(August 26, 2016)
Mashup
Molly: *discussing various photos of mixed-breed puppies she found on Pinterest* That's definitely the cutest mashup.
(August 26, 2016)
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Just So Cute
Charlotte: *after I changed into pjs for the night* You just look so cute and chubby in your jammies, Mommy.
(August 24, 2016)
Monday, August 22, 2016
Awesome
Charlotte: I had PE today!
Me: Fun! Do you know your PE teacher's name yet?
Charlotte: Coach.
Me: Ok, right. Do you his last name? Coach what?
Charlotte: Hmmmm . . . oh yeah. Coach Awesome!
(August 22, 2016)
Monday, August 15, 2016
Preferences
Butch: *starting to hand Charlotte her shirt to put on*
Charlotte: I prefer to put on pants first.
(August 15, 2016)
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