See?

Charlotte:  *climbs into my lap and puts her head on my shoulder*

Me:  I think you're gettin' tired.

Charlotte:  No.

Me:  Uh-huh.  You're slowing down, and you want snug--

Charlotte:  *jumps up and runs across the room*  See?  I'm faster now!

(June 28, 2015)

Squito Bites

Charlotte: *watching Butch change his shirt* Ooh, I see some really big squito bites! *pointing to his nipples*

Butch: Um, no. Those are my boobies. 

(June 26, 2015)

Undead

Molly: *discussing the baby birds from the nest above our front door, one of which fell from the nest and met an untimely demise* I love our baby birds! I even love the dead one, but I really love the undead ones. 

(June 25, 2015)

IDEK

Me:  Molly, are you manipulating your sister?

Molly:  No! *pause* I don't even know what that means. 

(June 24, 2015)

Giant Poop

Charlotte:  That poopie was so big. It was like a giant. It almost blew my pull-up off!

(June 24, 2015)

Angry

Molly: *in the back seat of the car, looking out the window, after about 30 minutes of quiet* I am angry at someone who littered. 

(June 21, 2015)

Grapes

Charlotte: *on the potty* Molly, why does my peepee smell like grapes?

(June 19, 2015)