Charmin'

Molly:  These are my flowers, and I'm gettin' marry.
Me:  Ok, who are you marrying?
Molly:  The prince.
Me:  Does the prince have a name?
Molly:  Uh-huh.  *in the most country voice she has ever used in her life* Prince Charmin'!

(June 23, 2012)