Screechin' in My Room

Molly:  *playing in her room.  making ear-splitting screeches on repeat.*
Me:  Molly!
Molly:  What?
Me:  That sound!
Molly:  But I'm in my room.  *opens the door.*  I just screechin' in my room.  I just hearin' my voice.  *closes door and resumes screeching.*
Me:  *sigh.*  Can't argue with that.

(August 24, 2012)

Just Goin' to Preschool

Butch:  *getting into the car to start the morning commute* Molly, do you want the iPad?
Molly:  No, I don't need that.  I just goin' to preschool.  I don't need it for that.

(August 21, 2012)

My House

Molly:  Stop it, Baby Charlotte!
Charlotte:  *continues bumping her with the book she's trying to open, as Molly tries to "read" a book atop a pile of all the books the girls pulled off the shelf*
Molly:  Charlotte!  Stop it!
Me:  Molly, just move to a different spot.
Molly:  But this is my house!

(August 16, 2012)

Me Four

Butch:  You wanna put these clothes away before bed?
Me:  Sure, just a sec.
Molly:  Me too!  I wanna help too!
Butch:  Ok.
Molly:  Me too!  Me four!  Me four!
Butch:  Well, there are only three of us here, so how can you be "four"?
Molly:  Because I am.  I am four.
Butch:  *laughing, totally owned*  Yeah, that's true.

(August 5, 2012)

Boobie Thing

Molly: *watches me take off my bra for bed* Why you put your shirt back on?
Me: Because I was already wearing my jammies. I just wanted to take my bra off.
Molly: But you got boobies.
Me: Yes, I do.
Molly: But you take your boobie thing off.
Me: It's a bra. And yes, I took it off.
Molly: But why you take you boobie bra off?

(July 21, 2011)

Deal With It

Poker:  Bark!  Bark!
Molly:  Daddy, come deal with Poker!

(July 20, 2012)

You Were a Kid

Me:  I think I remember eating this sometimes when I was a kid.
Molly:  You were a kid?  You were a kid?!  YOU were a KID?!!!!

(July 16, 2012)