New Language

Charlotte:  *speaks gibberish*

Me:  What language was that?

Charlotte:  Big girl Spanish. 

(April 6, 2015)

Those Clouds

Charlotte:  *throwing a fit at bedtime* But the sun is still up! *pointing to the window* What about dose couds?! What 'bout dose couds?!!!

(April 1, 2015)

Magician

Charlotte:  *upon seeing Butch dressed in a blazer and tie* Daddy look like a magician!

(March 27, 2015)

Delicious Choices

Molly:  *discussing her day of belated birthday fun at school* Well, I had my birthday sucker, so I ate it at lunch, and I didn't really eat what was in my lunch box.

Me:  You didn't eat any of your lunch?

Molly:  Well, I had a bite of one chicken strip.  But mostly I just ate my sucker.  I didn't eat my brownie because I had my sucker, and that would be two delicious things, and that might make me sick.

(March 25, 2015)

Birthday Dinner

Me:  So where do you want to go for your birthday dinner?

Molly:  McDonalds. 

Me:  Seriously?

Molly:  What?

Me:  We usually go somewhere special for birthday dinners. 

Molly:  McDonalds is special. 

Me:  McDonalds is drive-through. 

Molly:  Well we could go in the door. 

(March 22, 2015)

Snots, Part 2

Me:  How are feeling?

Charlotte:  Good. 

Me:  How are your snots?

Charlotte:  They won't stay in!

(March 19, 2015)

Snots, Part 1

Me:  How you feeling?

Charlotte:  All better. *coughs* Except my snots are not better. 

(March 18, 2015)