Big Dress

Charlotte:  *trying to get settled into her car seat while wearing her fancy Christmas dress* This dress is too big for buckles!

(December 27, 2015)

Sweet Potatoes

Charlotte:  I don't like sweet potatoes. Because they don't taste like sweet. 

(December 25, 2015)

Terrible

Me: *about something minor I did wrong* I know; I'm terrible. 

Molly:  No, you're not. 

Charlotte:  Yeah. Daddy is!

(December 21, 2015)

Probably

Molly:  *ridiculous whining and fit-throwing*

Me:  *to Butch* J.F.C.

Molly:  What does even that mean? It probably means bad words. 

(December 13, 2015)

Christ Almighty

Charlotte:  *playing a game on the computer*  Thirty-three points?!  Christ Almighty!

(December 9, 2015)

Jingle Bells

Charlotte:  *starts singing "Jingle Bells*

Me:  Are you learning Christmas songs at school?

Charlotte:  Yup!  I'm learning *singing* jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!  And I'm learnin' "Jingle Bells."  *pause*  I just know "Jingle Bells."

(December 4, 2015)

Basically

Charlotte:  *explaining the door-like window that is the twin to our back door* That side is bascally a window. 

(December 3, 2015)