My Little Sh*ts and Their Giggles
Kids say some crazy stuff. This is the crazy stuff mine say.
Wednesday, December 31, 2014
Saying No
Me: *in response to something adorable Charlotte said* Oh, how do I say "no" to you, child?
Charlotte: Wit' youw voice.
(December 31, 2014)
Whose House
Butch: *after Charlotte was being a defiant little turd* Now you need to start being nice and making good choices. We've got a long way to go. *referring to the amount of time remaining until midnight*
Charlotte: *perking up* To whose house?
(December 31, 2014)
Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Nap Nap for Baby
Charlotte: *to her baby doll* Otay, baby. It nap nap time fow you so you have to get in youw kiddle an' suck youw foofy.
("Kiddle" is what Charlotte insists on calling a crib.)
(December 30, 2014)
Sunday, December 28, 2014
Awesome
Me: *to Charlotte* You're so awesome.
Charlotte: *indignantly* No, I not!
Me: You're not awesome?
Charlotte: No!
Me: Then what are you?
Charlotte: Your baby!
(December 28, 2014)
Lunch Order
Butch: Let's talk about your lunch, Molly. You really need to eat your lunch at school.
Me: What do you want to have for lunch when you go back to school?
Molly: Ummmm . . . Pasta House.
(December 26, 2014)
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Best Cooker
Molly: *to Butch* You're the best cooker, even when you make some accidents
(December 24, 2014)
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Cheeky
Me: *acting like I'm going to steal some noodles off Charlotte's plate*
Charlotte: Hey! You bein' cheeky!
(December 23, 2014)
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