My Little Sh*ts and Their Giggles
Kids say some crazy stuff. This is the crazy stuff mine say.
Friday, August 22, 2014
Dino Expert
Molly: *brought her toy velociraptor to the football game and is playing with a little boy who brought a toy brachiosaurus*
Little Boy: I took a bite of your tail! And your back! And I ate your WHOLE BODY!
Molly: No, you can't do that. You're a plant-eater.
(August 22, 2014)
You Can Tell Me
Molly: *at an MHS football game, turned around playing with the kids behind us*
Me: The game's about to start, Molly.
Molly: It's ok. I just wanna keep playing. You can tell me who won.
(August 22, 2014)
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Knees and Toes
Charlotte: *pointing to her thigh* Is this a knee?
Me: No, that's your thigh. *moving her hand* This is your knee.
Charlotte: Oh. *pause* Head, show-duws, knees, and toes.
Me: Did you learn "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes" today?
Charlotte: No. My baby-sitter doesn't have a reason to do dat.
(August 7, 2014)
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