Touched and Feeled

Molly:  *after Charlotte's diaper leaked on the couch*  I touched it, and I feeled it, and it was pee!

(May 27, 2013)

Silly-O

Molly:  *regarding her dad, who'd just walked through the room*  He's silly-o. 

Me:  He's what?

Molly:  *very matter-of-factly*  He's silly-o.  That's what I call him when he's silly. 

(May 24, 2013)

Hi, Baby

Molly:  *to Butch, as he returns from grocery shopping* Daddy!!!!

Butch:  *to Molly* Hi, baby. 

Charlotte:  *to Butch* Hi, baby!

(May 23, 2013)

Accidents Happen

Butch:  Aw, crap. Your prescriptions. 

Me:  Oops. I forgot to even send them in. I suck. 

Molly:  That's ok, Mommy. Accidents happen. 

(May 16, 2013)

Hold It

Molly: Daddy, I was gonna fart, but then I just hold it.

(May 12, 2013)

Map

Dora (on TV): Let's stop and think. Who do we ask for help when we don't know which--

Charlotte: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!

(May 5, 2013)

On My Belly

Molly: We watched _The Lorax_ today

Me: That's awesome. Did you sit down and pay attention for the whole thing?

Molly: Well, I laid on my belly.

(May 3, 2013)