That's What We Do

Butch: *surveying the area surrounding our restaurant table* Wow, you guys made a mess.

Molly: Yup, we did. I like making messes. *pauses, then grins* That's what we do. Make messes.

(February 22, 2013)

Oasis Smells Like Poop

Entire family: *in the car, to the beginning of the next song on my Pandora station, which turns out to be "Wonderwall" by Oasis*

Butch and Me: *simultaneously* Ugh!!!

Me: Thumbs down! Thumbs down!

Molly: Ew, that song was yucky!

Me: It sure was, Molly.

Molly: Yeah! It almost smelled like poop!

(February 20, 2013)

I Know, but Now

Molly: *general sassy, bossy behavior*
Butch: Oh, Molly, you were sweet last night.
Molly: I know, but now I'm hungry.

(February 15, 2013)