Me: How old are you?
Molly: Ummmm ... *holds up three fingers* three!
Me: Who are your best friends?
Molly: Butterflies.
Me: What do you like about going to Ms. Heather's?
Molly: 'Cause Mr. Shane is in the houses. And I just play Barbies.
Me: What do you like to do with Daddy?
Molly: Watch football.
Me: What do you like to do with Mommy?
Molly: Watch the 'puter.
Me: What do you like to do with Charlotte?
Molly: Play the horse.
Me: Where do you want to go on vacation?
Molly: Miss Heather's for vacation.
Me: What are some of your wishes for 2012?
Molly: A star.
Me: What is your favorite vegetable?
Molly: Fruit! Ummm, apple.
Me: What is your favorite fruit?
Molly: Apple! I said apple. Banana and apple. Um, banana.
Me: What is your favorite food?
Molly: Rice.
Me: What is your favorite drink?
Molly: Juice.
Me: What is your favorite toy?
Molly: Little People.
Me: What is your favorite tv show?
Molly: Diego.
Me: What is your favorite game?
Molly: Angry Birds.
Me: What is your favorite book?
Molly: Little Miss Naughty!
Me: What is your favorite restaurant?
Molly: Rice.
Me: What is you favorite holiday?
Molly: Halloween holiday.
Me: What is your favorite animal?
Molly: A horse.
Me: What is your favorite color?
Molly: Ummmmmmmm ... blue.
(December 31, 2011-January 1, 2012)
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Crap
Molly: *Listening to Ke$ha on the radio.* What's this song?
Me: This is called "Crap."
Molly: Oh, "Crap." *Continues dancing.*
Me: This is called "Crap."
Molly: Oh, "Crap." *Continues dancing.*
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Talk to Me
Molly: *Returns from putting a dirty plate and fork in the sink for me.*
Me: Thank you.
Molly: Mommy, talk to me. Talk to me about the plate and the fork.
Me: *Laughs.* What?
Molly: Talk to me about the plate and the fork. *A little quieter, almost whispering.* Say, "Good job."
(December 17, 2011)
Me: Thank you.
Molly: Mommy, talk to me. Talk to me about the plate and the fork.
Me: *Laughs.* What?
Molly: Talk to me about the plate and the fork. *A little quieter, almost whispering.* Say, "Good job."
(December 17, 2011)
Monday, December 19, 2011
Barbie House
Molly: *Finding some extra pieces from her new Barbie Dream House that Butch had placed on the kitchen counter.* What are these pieces?
Butch: Those are just extra pieces. You don't need them. Leave them there.
Molly: No, I need them!
Me: Molly, they're just trash pieces; you don't need them.
Molly: No, I do need them!
Butch: Well, they're not really trash pieces. *Letting Molly have them.*
Me: Then what are they?
Butch: They're just pieces that I couldn't figure out where they go.
Molly: *Walking away with the pieces.* They go in the Barbie house!
Butch: I just got owned.
(December 19, 2011)
Butch: Those are just extra pieces. You don't need them. Leave them there.
Molly: No, I need them!
Me: Molly, they're just trash pieces; you don't need them.
Molly: No, I do need them!
Butch: Well, they're not really trash pieces. *Letting Molly have them.*
Me: Then what are they?
Butch: They're just pieces that I couldn't figure out where they go.
Molly: *Walking away with the pieces.* They go in the Barbie house!
Butch: I just got owned.
(December 19, 2011)
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Or I Could Have ...
Butch: You want some bologna?
Molly: Or I could have cupcake.
(December 8, 2011)
Molly: Or I could have cupcake.
(December 8, 2011)
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Can You Leave Now?
Molly: Can I have the iPad?
Butch: Not right now. You get to play with the iPad when I leave.
Molly: Can you leave now?
(December 4, 2011)
Butch: Not right now. You get to play with the iPad when I leave.
Molly: Can you leave now?
(December 4, 2011)
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