Me: What did you eat for lunch today?
Charlotte: I didn't have lunch.
Me: What? You're Daddy didn't feed you?! I'm gonna have to call the cops on him!
Charlotte: Do it.
(August 2, 2017)
My Little Sh*ts and Their Giggles
Kids say some crazy stuff. This is the crazy stuff mine say.
Thursday, August 3, 2017
Thursday, July 27, 2017
Timmy
Charlotte: This tooth is Timmy. *pause* I named my teeth.
(July 27, 2017)
(July 27, 2017)
Wednesday, July 26, 2017
The Hard Way
Molly: *attempting to help Charlotte with something*
Charlotte: Molly, I don't need help.
Molly: *continues "helping"*
Charlotte: Molly, I don't NEED help.
Molly: *continues "helping"*
Charlotte: Molly, I don't need help!
Molly: I'm just trying to make it easier.
Charlotte: I don't need easier. I'm fine with the hard way.
(July 26, 2017)
Charlotte: Molly, I don't need help.
Molly: *continues "helping"*
Charlotte: Molly, I don't NEED help.
Molly: *continues "helping"*
Charlotte: Molly, I don't need help!
Molly: I'm just trying to make it easier.
Charlotte: I don't need easier. I'm fine with the hard way.
(July 26, 2017)
Tuesday, July 18, 2017
Um, No.
Molly: Mommy, can I play outside?
Me: No.
Molly: *starting to whine* But whyyyy? You're sitting right here and can see out the window.
Me: *pulling up the Weather app* Look at this.
Weather App: *displays current temperature of 91 degrees*
Me: You really wanna go out there?
Molly: Um, no.
(July 18, 2017)
Me: No.
Molly: *starting to whine* But whyyyy? You're sitting right here and can see out the window.
Me: *pulling up the Weather app* Look at this.
Weather App: *displays current temperature of 91 degrees*
Me: You really wanna go out there?
Molly: Um, no.
(July 18, 2017)
Monday, July 17, 2017
Lots of Things
Molly and Charlotte: *showing me their yoga poses*
Me: Awesome! You guys are really good at tree pose.
Charlotte: I'm good at lots of things.
Me: Oh yeah?
Charlotte: Uh-huh. I'm really good at rolling off the bed and not getting hurt.
(July 17, 2017)
Me: Awesome! You guys are really good at tree pose.
Charlotte: I'm good at lots of things.
Me: Oh yeah?
Charlotte: Uh-huh. I'm really good at rolling off the bed and not getting hurt.
(July 17, 2017)
Saturday, May 27, 2017
Directly
Molly and Charlotte: *arguing upstairs*
Molly: If you throw that at me, I'm telling Mom directly!
(May 27, 2017)
Molly: If you throw that at me, I'm telling Mom directly!
(May 27, 2017)
Why Do You Do This to Me?
Butch: There's some leftover pasta, if you guys want that for lunch tomorrow.
Charlotte: Chicken?
Butch: No, there's none of that left.
Charlotte: Ugh! Why do you do this to me?!
(May 27, 2017)
Charlotte: Chicken?
Butch: No, there's none of that left.
Charlotte: Ugh! Why do you do this to me?!
(May 27, 2017)
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