Me: What did you eat for lunch today?
Charlotte: I didn't have lunch.
Me: What? You're Daddy didn't feed you?! I'm gonna have to call the cops on him!
Charlotte: Do it.
(August 2, 2017)
My Little Sh*ts and Their Giggles
Kids say some crazy stuff. This is the crazy stuff mine say.
Thursday, August 3, 2017
Thursday, July 27, 2017
Wednesday, July 26, 2017
The Hard Way
Molly: *attempting to help Charlotte with something*
Charlotte: Molly, I don't need help.
Molly: *continues "helping"*
Charlotte: Molly, I don't NEED help.
Molly: *continues "helping"*
Charlotte: Molly, I don't need help!
Molly: I'm just trying to make it easier.
Charlotte: I don't need easier. I'm fine with the hard way.
(July 26, 2017)
Charlotte: Molly, I don't need help.
Molly: *continues "helping"*
Charlotte: Molly, I don't NEED help.
Molly: *continues "helping"*
Charlotte: Molly, I don't need help!
Molly: I'm just trying to make it easier.
Charlotte: I don't need easier. I'm fine with the hard way.
(July 26, 2017)
Tuesday, July 18, 2017
Um, No.
Molly: Mommy, can I play outside?
Me: No.
Molly: *starting to whine* But whyyyy? You're sitting right here and can see out the window.
Me: *pulling up the Weather app* Look at this.
Weather App: *displays current temperature of 91 degrees*
Me: You really wanna go out there?
Molly: Um, no.
(July 18, 2017)
Me: No.
Molly: *starting to whine* But whyyyy? You're sitting right here and can see out the window.
Me: *pulling up the Weather app* Look at this.
Weather App: *displays current temperature of 91 degrees*
Me: You really wanna go out there?
Molly: Um, no.
(July 18, 2017)
Monday, July 17, 2017
Lots of Things
Molly and Charlotte: *showing me their yoga poses*
Me: Awesome! You guys are really good at tree pose.
Charlotte: I'm good at lots of things.
Me: Oh yeah?
Charlotte: Uh-huh. I'm really good at rolling off the bed and not getting hurt.
(July 17, 2017)
Me: Awesome! You guys are really good at tree pose.
Charlotte: I'm good at lots of things.
Me: Oh yeah?
Charlotte: Uh-huh. I'm really good at rolling off the bed and not getting hurt.
(July 17, 2017)
Saturday, May 27, 2017
Directly
Molly and Charlotte: *arguing upstairs*
Molly: If you throw that at me, I'm telling Mom directly!
(May 27, 2017)
Molly: If you throw that at me, I'm telling Mom directly!
(May 27, 2017)
Why Do You Do This to Me?
Butch: There's some leftover pasta, if you guys want that for lunch tomorrow.
Charlotte: Chicken?
Butch: No, there's none of that left.
Charlotte: Ugh! Why do you do this to me?!
(May 27, 2017)
Charlotte: Chicken?
Butch: No, there's none of that left.
Charlotte: Ugh! Why do you do this to me?!
(May 27, 2017)
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